Gimme Puns or Gimme Death

Wake up. Put on my riot gear.

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

(via castleoflions)

curvynerdywordy:

iamchandlerbing:

meggenmassacre:

sunflowerserena:

lospaziobianco:

DEXTER by supercluster-hong

I love it

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

I told you to stay OUT or my La-bor-a-tory DeeDee!!!

Yes!

(via queerella)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Nutella French Toast

(via hellogiggles)

socialjusticekoolaid:

The Ferguson City Council convened for the first time since Mike Brown’s death, and proved that they literally give no fucks about what the community has to say. Added to their vague, paltry proposed reforms, seems real change will have to come in Ferguson via the ballot box. I don’t care where you live folks— let this be a lesson in voting/participating in your local elections and government! #staywoke #farfromover 

(via jessicachastains)

Monday night catharsis means alone time that involves desperately fighting that biting wind, hoping you won’t keel over from trying to acclimate to biking at 57 degrees,  and bringing your tripod to do some random night photography.

Hello, autumn.

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

(via myarmsareridiculous)

everyoneisgay:

Dear NYC: Want to Celebrate National Coming Out Day with us??

National Coming Out Day is coming up soon, and Tumblr is hosting a totally badass party on October 6th at Housing Works Bookstore 
in celebration of This Is a Book for Parents of Gay Kids! Hear coming-out stories by us (Dannielle & Kristin), Broderick Greer, Liam Lowery, and the lovely Jenny Owen Youngs.

There will be Tumblr swag, books for sale to benefit Housing Works, free drinks while they last for those 21+ (party open to all ages!), and plenty of time to meetup and mingle.

Save the Date: October 6, 2014, 7pm
More information here!

YAHOOOOO!!!

I heeeey, might actually go to this.

(via jennyowenyoungs)

antirecords:

Glen Hansard, Lisa Hannigan and John Smith covering The Band’s ‘The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down’.

Lisa’s voice literally makes me cry.

murakamistuff:

Haruki Murakami’s illustrated The Strange Library - exclusive preview

A schoolboy pops into the library to find a book on taxation in the Ottoman empire – this is his first mistake. The quest for knowledge takes an unexpected turn in Haruki Murakami’s The Strange Library, published for the first time in English this December. 

(via teachingliteracy)


oH my gOD

oH my gOD

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aseaofquotes:

Anthony Bourdain, The Nasty Bits

Move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean, or simply across the river. Walk in someone else’s shoes or at least eat their food. Open your mind, get off the couch, move.
Anthony Bourdain (via durianquotes)