Gimme Puns or Gimme Death

Wake up. Put on my riot gear.

prasm:

yourscientistfriend:

wheatily:

poots

I laughed so hard at the word poots

These poots are made for walkin

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everyoneisgay:

Dear NYC: Want to Celebrate National Coming Out Day with us??

National Coming Out Day is coming up soon, and Tumblr is hosting a totally badass party on October 6th at Housing Works Bookstore 
in celebration of This Is a Book for Parents of Gay Kids! Hear coming-out stories by us (Dannielle & Kristin), Broderick Greer, Liam Lowery, and the lovely Jenny Owen Youngs.

There will be Tumblr swag, books for sale to benefit Housing Works, free drinks while they last for those 21+ (party open to all ages!), and plenty of time to meetup and mingle.

Save the Date: October 6, 2014, 7pm
More information here!

YAHOOOOO!!!

I heeeey, might actually go to this.

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antirecords:

Glen Hansard, Lisa Hannigan and John Smith covering The Band’s ‘The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down’.

Lisa’s voice literally makes me cry.

murakamistuff:

Haruki Murakami’s illustrated The Strange Library - exclusive preview

A schoolboy pops into the library to find a book on taxation in the Ottoman empire – this is his first mistake. The quest for knowledge takes an unexpected turn in Haruki Murakami’s The Strange Library, published for the first time in English this December. 

(via teachingliteracy)


oH my gOD

oH my gOD

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aseaofquotes:

Anthony Bourdain, The Nasty Bits

Move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean, or simply across the river. Walk in someone else’s shoes or at least eat their food. Open your mind, get off the couch, move.
Anthony Bourdain (via durianquotes)

canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

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You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.
Unknown English Teacher (via memewhore)

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